Amscuttlebutt:
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Ode to Scam:

The stars were out in all their glory,
DeVos was enjoying the night.
He sat their counting stacks of cash,
Brother Yeager to his left, Billy Britt was to his right. 

They laughed and snickered and mocked
all the fools who would give up their coin
They could certainly buy a small country
if only one more drone would join. 

J.O.B. stands for Just Over Broke
$5 Billion and growing is just fine
"There's just one problem," said Britt
"Sidney Schwartz is still on-line!" 

So, Britt gulped from his whiskey
And Yeager combed his last remaining hairs
They invited over all the diamonds to brainstorm
And they split up into pairs. 

Yeager mumbled, "Can't we buy the internet?"
A diamond shouted, "Kill him dead!"
They all agreed Jesus would get him
Because he wouldn't give Scamway his bread. 

Sidney was telling the public the truth,
And this was something the Ambots couldn't stand.
Yeager said, "Who here wishes they were wealthy?"
On instinct, the robots each raised their hand. 

They agreed the promotions were just dandy
Ruby, Emerald, Diamond - They sure were fun to say!
But "fake it till you make it"
and $66 per month, the rent it would not pay. 

Well the time was getting late,
And the Ambots' brains were starting to feel pain
This was more thinking than they'd done in years
And they vowed not to do it again. 

DeVos thanked them for their time,
Britt shook their hands with glee.
Another wasted night with Amway, thought one guy
As Yeager collected the $4 attendance fee. 
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According to Proctor & Gamble's Audited Annual Report dated June 30,
1996, they had over $35 billion in sales and $4.8 billion in operating
income. That's more than five times the size of Amway. 

I don't think P&G shareholders' are losing any sleep over Amway, let
alone those piles of soap & crap in your garage on product pick-up
night. 

Maybe P&G ought to get into the business of pressuring its consumers
to purchase tapes, books and seminar tickets. After all, that's where
the real money is!
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AMBOT-FACT: The Strange, Odd and Perverse Relationship Between.....
.....Amway & The United Nations!: ---   ---   ----   ---   ----   --- 
 ----   ---   ----   ---    Annually, Amway adoringly promotes the
United Nations, when on que, the United Nations Org "presents" Amway
with it's now suspect "Environmental" of the Year Award. At the center
of this annual event is the Amway "L.O.C." product. [LOC purports to
'stand' for, "LiquidOrganic Cleaner"]. What makes this annual dance
especially curious is the that when you obtain a copy of the List of
Products to avoid -- for those allergic to FORMALDEHYDE from the Mayo
Clinic [ based in Florida], you discover that there are => |  5  | <
Amway products you need to avoid like the plague! L.O.C. is among the
5 Amway products to AVOID! Formaldyhide, whose primary use is in the
Funeral Industry, contaminates this "Environmentally Friendly Award"
product, and is especially hazardous to the environment! People not
excepted! [Ambot Alert!: Stop using 'LOC' to brush your teeth!]
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Please, do yourself and your loved ones a BIG favor, and visit this
web site to  get the WHOLE story!:

                            http://www.teleport.com/~schwartz/
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Please direct all inquires to: The Coalition For The Truth // Post
Office Box 55 // Glenpool, OK 74033-0055 // -USA-                     
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